277. TEN reasons you love him/her.
1. He is so insanely complicated and so insanely simple at the same time.
2. He doesn't want to marry me.
3. His daughter is sarcastic, bratty and awesome.
4. His ex-girlfriend and baby momma hates me with a fiery passion.
5. The sex is so incredible I couldn't even begin to form words.
6. He's the first thing I think about when I wake up and the last thing before I go to sleep.
7. He plays pranks on Dwight and Jim with me at work.
8. He goes down on me ... a lot. All the time and he's pretty incredible at it - multiple orgasms - are awesome.
9. When he looks at me it's like ... I'm all there is for him.
10. I'm going to spend the rest of my life with him, living in sin, living off my fortune. Giving him everything he wants.
Muse | Jenny Halpert (OC)
Fandom | The Office