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Jennifer Tatum Halpert
21 October 2011 @ 03:34 pm
277. TEN reasons you love him/her.

1. He is so insanely complicated and so insanely simple at the same time.
2. He doesn't want to marry me.
3. His daughter is sarcastic, bratty and awesome.
4. His ex-girlfriend and baby momma hates me with a fiery passion.
5. The sex is so incredible I couldn't even begin to form words.
6. He's the first thing I think about when I wake up and the last thing before I go to sleep.
7. He plays pranks on Dwight and Jim with me at work.
8. He goes down on me ... a lot. All the time and he's pretty incredible at it - multiple orgasms - are awesome.
9. When he looks at me it's like ... I'm all there is for him.
10. I'm going to spend the rest of my life with him, living in sin, living off my fortune. Giving him everything he wants.

Muse | Jenny Halpert (OC)
Fandom | The Office
Jennifer Tatum Halpert
16 February 2010 @ 06:17 pm
226. The TEN lamest things you've ever done or said.

1. Gone to Paris Hilton's Halloween Party.
2. Given Nikki Hilton Fashion Advice.
3. Started a multibillion dollar company.
4. Had a private Jet.
5. Was engaged.
6. Hardly talked to my brothers for like three years.
7. Forgot who I really was.
8. Went out on a Date with Mick Jagger. It was a blind date.
9. Never had a pet.
10. Never had real love.

Might not seem lame to you, my life now probably seems lame to most people but screw you.

Muse | Jenny Halpert
Fandom | The Office Original Character
Jennifer Tatum Halpert
213. TEN questions you want to ask people by the end of the year.

1. Are you still freaked out by my brother's marriage?
2. Am I gonna get fired for talking back to you, big brother?
3. Do I have to stop playing pranks?
4. Are you insane?
5. Are you moving in with me yet or what?
6. Don't you just want to get the inevitable overwith and get back together with Dwight?
7. Andy, you realize if you keep hitting on me I'm going to hurt you right?
8. Michael, you understand we're not in anyway related right?
9. Mom, you would never date my boss right?
10. What should we get your dad for Christmas?

Muse | Jenny Halpert
Fandom | The Office OC
Jennifer Tatum Halpert
187. TEN things people wouldn't expect you to own.

1. My own company. Technically though, I don't own it anymore. I sold it for ... well let's just say Dunder Mifflin Income is chump change.

2. Paris Hilton's CD. She sent it to me as a gift and I didn't throw it out because Heather likes one of the songs.

3. Cowboy Boots. I look really hot in cowboy boots.

4. A Greek Island. I'm that rich.

5. Mint condition collection of the Original Fantastic Four Comic book series. Also, the action figures, never taken out of their box. I'm kind of a geek at heart.

6. A jukebox in my kitchen. With records.

7. Dunder Mifflin.

8. A bat. As a pet. She lives in a cage with a sweet set up in the basement.

9. Custom fit vampire teeth. I like authenticity in my halloween costumes.

10. Every Season of the Mary Tyler Moore show.

Muse | Jenny Halpert
Fandom | The Office (OC)
Jennifer Tatum Halpert
10 March 2009 @ 07:22 pm
172. TEN ways to win your heart

1. Play pranks with me, not on me.
2. Play the guitar.
3. Be forward but shy at the same time.
4. Be genuine.
5. Care about people.
6. Be hot.
7. Hold your own with me.
8. Want me, a lot.
9. Not care about money or station or any of that.
10. Love me for me not what I own or the money I have.

Muse | Jenny Halpert
Fandom | The Office (OC)
Jennifer Tatum Halpert
15 February 2009 @ 07:42 pm
170. TEN things on your to-do list.

1. Convince Scott to go to the open mic night at Poor Richards this weekend.
2. Take Heather shopping.
3. Go see that movie 'Push' drag Scott with me.
4. Play a prank of Jim.
5. Get Jim's help with the ultimate Dwight prank.
6. Return my accountants call.
7. Go swimming when it warms up.
8. Finish read the books I got for christmas.
9. Seduce Scott.
10. Go shopping for self.

Muse | Jenny Halpert
Fandom | The Office [OC]
Jennifer Tatum Halpert
27 June 2008 @ 10:24 pm
I really like sex. With Scott especially</i>.
Jennifer Tatum Halpert
22 June 2008 @ 11:04 am
His ex, really really hates me.
Jennifer Tatum Halpert
20 June 2008 @ 01:35 pm
Scott Michael enjoys the movie Crossroads.
Jennifer Tatum Halpert
19 June 2008 @ 05:53 pm
Ugh! I don't believe in marriage!