226. The TEN lamest things you've ever done or said.
1. Gone to Paris Hilton's Halloween Party.
2. Given Nikki Hilton Fashion Advice.
3. Started a multibillion dollar company.
4. Had a private Jet.
5. Was engaged.
6. Hardly talked to my brothers for like three years.
7. Forgot who I really was.
8. Went out on a Date with Mick Jagger. It was a blind date.
9. Never had a pet.
10. Never had real love.
Might not seem lame to you, my life now probably seems lame to most people but screw you.
Muse | Jenny Halpert
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